this "entry" (souds anal related) had some other stuff in it but i've deleted it since this is the best part.

and i'll also write about other stuff as the grind of time eats the hair of my ass. also if you have a problem with my PUNCTUATION, please download the latest version of corel draw and draw some manga.

i hate superjoint ritual more than life itself (i wrote this a few months ago, i actually like 3 or 4 songs), it's like they thought long and hard "how can we make the absolute worst noise-metal known to man" and i think they succeeded and then some, seriously there's nothing raw, pure, hardcore, gritty abut sjr it's just drug induced noise and the biggest insult to pantera (the best metal band, nothing even comes close to PANTERA) out of all of phil's side projects i think nola is the best, i don't even dare to listen to necrophagist, arson anthem, viking crown. sjr's lyrics are absolutely meanigless and funnier than cannibal corpse lyrics, and how the hell do they play their instruments, i can't even make out what's producing all that abomination, if i didn't know it was guitar and drums i'd say it's some kind of gearbox on it's last legs, if they practiced their instruments and actually used their brains to write lyrics as much and as rigurously as they did drugs and alcohol THEY WOULD STILL SUCK!!!THAT'S HOW HORRIBLE THEY ARE!!! i feel much better now...(i kinda like a few of their songs now)

the reason homer simpson is slightly idiotic is that he has a pencil in his brain.

i don't know what that has to do with this but i just feel like writing...

have you ever seen an elephant's dick? i have, on nat geo, it was fuckin' huge and he ejaculated too, i feel very privileged for witnessing that...

if there was to be an alien invasion the aliens would NOT anal probe evrerybody because if they have the technology for interstelar travel, i doubt that there's anything they can learn by anal probing. thank god i don't have to worry abut that!

as i am typing this i'm not wearing unerwear because my ass is very hairy and it sweats.

i turned on the tv and there was bear grylls, the surviving guide guy, he was drinking his own urine and he said it's salty and warm. oh really?!

i have this thing for uma thurman, i think banging her would be the next best thing after dimebag coming back from the dead and pantera reunited. can i have both please?

this sucks, my keyboard looks like a filthy pig has been secretly vomiting on it.

just had a brain fart, wouldn't it be REALLY gross if somebody gave you a cold sweat enema (pump cold sweat up your ass hole)?

a few days ago my 11 year old dog took a MONSTER shit, it was bigger than any of my emissions, as reward i gave her (the dog) a few peanuts witch i really wanted to eat myself but since she took a shit that big i think she earned them.

what do you think cave man life would be like? cave painings look much better then/than most of the stuff here on da

what i have written so far is WAY BETTER than any of my drawings.

mmmmmmmmmmm uma uhurman...

SERIOUS STUFF:

a few weeks ago i had a really cool dream. there was a monster that looked like a white-green blop with a skinny arm with long fingers and all the muscles and tendons were showing, the monster's name was ophelia and had a somewhat female voice, but it/she had no eyes, you had to kill a guy and feed it/her (human flesh) and then she slowly grew these oval, big yellow-white eyes and then it would kill anyone you want until her eyes dissapeared again, and you had to kill somebody again and so on...

the whole thing was like an old movie and it had a very evil, "humid" atmosphere. it would make an awesome black babbath song, you know slow, distorted and EVIL, "what is this that stands beeeeefore me?"

this is not a joke...

why the hell am i even writing this??? no one is going to read it anyway...

now back to bullshit:
i just ate a banana and i threw one of those "strings" on the monitor and i'll just leave it there. (you know when you peel it it has those stringy-things...). this reminds me of last summer, i think, when i killed a fly and left it on one of my speakers, i stood there for a few months...

i'm just thinking of stuff to write, because i REALLY have to take a shit, you know, i think doctors enjoy giving colonoscopies and this is why: i'll shove this 140 cm tube up your ass, while you just stand there, half asleep (i think the patient is anestethised...or maybe he's not) and then i'm gonna think cool movie-like lines in my head, like "what's that you got in your ass?" and "my mission is to stick this in john connor's anus, are YOU jhon connor???" and instead of "you are terminated!", "you're a moron with a tube up your ass!" and then i'll just go about my business while you spend the rest of the day with a sore colon and ass and for some reason being very quiet.

we're in the 9th circle of fucking hell or however the fuck that expression goes: NEW ARSON ANTHEM ALBUM!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! of course phil (if you don't know what phil stop reading this!) lost his voice and his mind so he's "playing" guitar and mike williams from eyehategod is...well...grunting? no it's not even gruntig, it's just awful, his voice sucks. i tried to listen to all the songs but it's torture, you know how your grandparents feel about pantera, motorhead, sepultura? that's how i feel about this album. i hope i die before i hear the next down album. no really, i do! (nobody on da knows what the hell i'm talking about)

i had a dream in witch i was having sex with elaine from seinfeld, but she was in pieces like a dali painting, it was really short but good...

i wonder if a psychiatrist saw this whole thing...he would say "but what does it mean to you?".

thousands of years ago women did not shave their legs, or anything..."put that spear away and come sit with me by the fire", "i can't i got to go hunting for mamooths", "but you could get killed by those things, or the sabretooth tigers!", "yeah but at least they don't have as much fucking hair on their backs as you do on your fucking face!!!".

friday at midnight sucks...

wouldn't it be nice if someone you know died? seriously, hot just death of a human being, but the death of an image, a person? that would be a trip...

when i finish highschool i want to be a grave digger (job), your're dead, white and in a box.

my eyes are dry from looking at this damn monitor, earlier i said that i had to take a shit, and i did, i think it broke in 3 pieces...oh yeah, and i wash my asshole, i don't know just whiping your ass with paper after taking a shit makes it clean, and just because you think it's clean, that doesn't make it clean. actually my asshole and my unit are the cleanest parts of my body, i don't wash my head, dandruff is fine...

i think i have a fetish for bald women, you know, the heat of the scalp...nevermind...

china and/or north coreea are going to start a war, i think it's gonna be nuclear this time...

1 in the morning right now, fuck, i'm not going anywhere...not doing anything.

there was a time when nights were black and for sleeping, and days were long, hours were long, HOLY SHIT there's a bottle right next to the chair that i'm sitting in, and i thought i saw it move. you know when you walk into a dark room and your're afraid to turn on the lights because you imagine a thing crouched down in the corner is staring at you with big shivering eyes?

i hate the names buzz, buddy and hunter!!! NOBODY gives a shit about baseball!!!

am i the only one on this planet who thinks the avp movies are shit? there was nothing good about them, the story was shit, the special effects were shit, the characters were shit, the dialogue was shit, the atmosphere was shit, the alien and the predator looked like shit and so on. not that the original alien and predator movies were some kind of masterpieces but the avp movies are just atrocious. when a fucking alien is comig for you, you shit your pants and start to run, you don't say "oh my god!" 3 times and wait for all your friends to safely exit the building. and why are the army guys always retarded? i hope we don't get to see a third turd.

the land rover defender rules!!! that's a real off road car, even if your're not gonna go off road, you can STOMP all these wussy bentleys, rolls royces and mercs! land rover defender=godzilla, bmw x5=tampon wagon.

when dali painted "the great masturbator" he was tried to represent me, sure i was born years after he died but that's how great of a masturbator i am!

i was at school, looking out the window and there was a light pole, i said to my friend "LOOK, A LIGHT POLE!" (i don't know why) and he quickly started to look out the window with a very surprised face, as if i said "look, it's dimebag!" and slightly moving his head from side to side like the light pole was going to move or something...idiot...also, i didn't realize the retardity of the situation until he did so...

but still, he has 2 stupid tatoos in 2 stupid places so i'm a better person than him!

this "art" thing is going really well, i've managed to do some pretty cool stuff, stuff that i would have never did on paper so: ms paint kicks ass!!! corel draw can suck it! paper can suck it! pencils can suck it! ballpoint can suck it! water colors can suck it! art schools can suck it!

i just had another uma thurman flash in my head...mmmmmmmmmm...

chimpanzees can draw and are pretty smart, so i was thinking the guys at chimp hq should teach a chimpanzee how to make his own da account, scan his own drawings and post them here! what? i'm joking? NO! chimps can be tought somewhere around 300(as far as i can remember) symbols, each meaning a word, that means chimps have a bigger vocabulary than half the brats on dA, not to mention drawing skills (i'm serious). so next time you want to critique something before you open your skinny mouth and say "uuuuh i think there's a lack of contrast here, it's not really my cup of tea" think about the fact that you could be TALKING TO A MOTHER FUCKING CHIMPANZEE, YOU MORON, AND HIS WORK PISSES ALL OVER YOUR MANGA DRAG QUEEN, PHOTOSHOPED FOR 2 MINUTES!!!

they should ressurect one of the roman emperors (preferably Falusus) and give him a set of extra arms, increase his body mass, shave his head and crown him absolute ruler of the planet, naturally some people would disagree with him and dissaprove of his principles, so he would summon a vast army of cyborg komodo dragons to subdue the angry uprises of the hippie elite.

sports that should disappear from the planet:

soccer because it's a mecca for hooligans.

baseball because (to me at least) it's one of the silliest things on earth.

golf is just stupid.

snooker makes me want to kick my tv.

racing (cars and bikes) is boring in our days, for the love of god all those cars and bikes are the same except for all the logos on them. racing use to be ballsy but now, with all the rules and stuff, it's boring as shit.

cricket is...well...i'm not going to say what i think about that.

put cereal in your sandwich.

once, i wanked for 2 hours straight. (it's true)

i really should be drawing something but i'm lazy as shit. oh yeah, boyd coddington is dead. for turning hot rods into gay rods i think he deserves it.

dogs vs. children

-dogs give you unconditional love 'till they die, kids don't, and then some.
-dogs don't need much food and they eat everything you give them (if you have a brain), kids eat alot and when it comes to food they're pricks.
-dogs don't break as much stuff aroud the house as kids do, i mean sure they chew stuff but kids are more destructive and sometimes do it on porpouse.
-dogs aren't as noisy as kids.
-dogs don't defecate and urinate as much as kids (babies).
-dogs don't need supervision, you don't have to tell them not to touch the stove, not to cross the street on a red light. you tell those thing to kids, over and over again, and they still do it.
-dogs will defend you, if you get attacked by 6 morons on the street your dog will likely stand by you and defend you even with his life, your kid will likely piss his pants.

and still some people keep their dog outside in a chain. UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!

and if you say "you were a kid too!" and "but dogs are animals" my answer is SO?

so mr. soldier guy, throw a kid of a cliff next time.

i'm gonna get so bashed for this.

i asked somebody if my art sucks and he/she said:

"I prefer the phrase: "Not of interest to the general audience of this particular website or of certain groups within this community.""

and i said:

"yeah i know it's not of any interest but it has balls of steel unlike the art that is of interest in this community, and the members of the community itself."

i rule.

a reply:

"And you have no balls for saying that and not regretting it."

watcha mean? not regretting it? i have no balls for not regretting i said i have balls (of steel)?

I HATE SOUTHPARK!!! i really think they're trying way too hard to bee funny and they're not! and whenever i think southpark i think of an ass hole that i know that really loves it and i get pissed of.

nothing will ever touch beavis and butt-head, i mean "where did that cat come from?", "i think it came out of his nose", "is that suppose to be funny?", "yeah, it's suppsoed to be, it would have been alot funnyer if it came out of his butt!" SOUTHPARK CAN'T TOUCH THAT!

i can't stand the pricks on the forums anymore, i mean really, i got a guy that said "dali sucks", can you fucking believe it? lots of angry people giving me bullshit about how it's just my opinion that the dds suck. IT'S NOT! if those brat morons cold see themselves their fucking eyeballs would fall out of their asses. and by the way ~seanjoseph is a prick. and i can draw better( in ms paint ) than any of the guys who posted on my thread.

i just had "dinner" at 3:30 am, i coldn't find a fucking clean knife in the whole house so i had to use one of those shitty butter knives. i ate salami with expanded rice cereal, it was really good, try it. my great grandfather had a chilli pepper plant in the kitchen (it's not a joke). onions and garlic rule.

list of people who are right about everything:

-maddox (of maddox.xmission.com)
-*escherichia-coli (here on da)
-me
-bruce lee
-marcel chinoaga
-indian larry

if you say "but no one is right about everything" you're wrong, and if you have to ask "how come they are right about everything" you will never know, it's one of those "if you have to ask you will never know" things. like if you have to ask "so just what is it about hot rods" you will never know.

i'm like at 499 pageviews right now, the anticipation is rubbing the underside of my tongue. your art probably sucks compaired to mine. i thought i was able to finish my latest masterpiece but i've fallen into another shit fucking pit again, and i'll probaly have it done by late june or something. you know your're fucked up when you have an ms paint block, i've given up drawing for real a long time ago, i thought that ms paint was gonna be easy but it's not.

oh shit, i had an uma thurman flash again, her soft tongue...

anyway this time is the time to be a barbarian and grab your balls.


GUILTY FOR BEING RIGHT.

in the forum seciton alot of people give me bullshit about how i am a "troll", to those of you who don't speak fluent cocksucker it means being an instigating ass and saying stuff just to cause argument and "disruption". but i only said, basically, that the dds suck, dali rules and that i'm right about everything whether you agree or not. those things make perfect sense and are absolutely true.

stop using the word "trees" in your songs, it makes you look like pompus cocks. i think the expression "pompous cocks" is from maddox.

i hate comic books, i hate how they draw, that metalic shine on everything, IT SUCKS STEEL BALLS! it's really pretentious and "look at these effetcs, i'm soooooooooo skilled!". and the subject is even more brain dead, it's about the city, crime, supeheroes and what the fuck is up with the mayor? it's all about that fucking mayor. and i really hate how people worship them "oooh, this guy is such a genius!", no he's NOT and your're a moron. MORON!!!

why can't people just understand things like this, insted of saying "that's just your opinion!" and "nobody's right about everything!". just imagine that i wrote a 2 km long text, thoroughly explaining -whatever i said and you said "that's just your opinion!"-. explaining it in such an objective and articulate way that even a brat like you would get it.

YES, I GOT MY WEBCAM PHOTO UP!!! AND IT KICKS ASS!!!

why don't musicians put their lyrics in that stupid paper in the cd?

stop bitching in the forums about your relationships. "what should i do?" just fucking go and tell her "i like you, your ass and face nice". wish i had it that easy.

i finally have an avatar!!! and it kicks uncoprehensible amounts of ass.

to all "men" wearing pink: fucking stop it already!
they're trying to say they're objective "i don't care what colors i ware!" and they give bullshit arguments like "i'm confindent enough in my masculinity!". you just look like a faggot, FAAAAAGGOT (faggot not meaning homosexual).

my friends should pay me for how much i make them laugh.

if you don't like something don't comment on it, it's as easy as that. i never commented on a piece that i don't like.

sleeping rules, because it turns your brain off.

it sucks that i can't post pictures in my journal unless i subscribe.

if you're a guy and have long hair, WHY? there's nothing special about it anymore, i suppose that some people feel comfortable with long hair regardles of that but there's nothing rebellious about that or tatoos, piecings, drinking, smoking...whatever.

when it comes to music i'm a radical fundamentalist.

i order you to stop reading this now, and look at "think" in my favourites. that's in my ultimate top 10 most awesome things i've
ever seen.

when you fight a guy it's alright to bite him if you're gonna bite a piece of his face clean off.

there're very few people who are actually "trolls"(to those of you who don't speak fluent cocksucker it means being an instigating ass and saying stuff just to cause argument and "disruption"). anybody who speaks their mind and doesn't express himself like a popous cock is labeled as a "troll".

and when someone disagrees with me i give half-bullshit arguments like "i can see your point but i'm still right" and "because i'm right about everything" (wich i am, but that's not the point). the point is that i know i'm right so i don't have to bring any arguments just to try to convince a prick brat, that even if he saw a 5 km long text vigorously explaining step by step why i'm right in a maddox( maddox.xmission.com) fashion, he would still say "that's just your opinion" and "i'm guessing you're a troll".

another thing that's bothering me: you know when you ask someone "so what bands do you like?" and they say "ooooooh, a lot of bads but i can't think of one right now", don't you wanna punch them?

MY ULTIMATE TOP 10 FAVOURITUE THINGS IN THE WORLD

after nr. 1 they're in no particular order.

1.my mind and being alone and masturbation
2.my nose
3.pantera
4.some songs by other bands: down, sepultura, motorhead, cannibal corpse, black sabbath( it should be along side pantera but...), old metallica, henry rollins...
5.sleeping and eating(no, i don't confort myself with food and i'm not fat)
6.the piece called "think" here on da
7.the piece called "the creeping nubness" here on da
8.opheliaswhore's texts
9.my ms paint stuff
10.the site called [link]
11.escherichia-coli's stuff
12.ballpoint pens
13.uma thurman
14.jodie foster
15.the cannibal corpse parodies on youtube done by emperorpooarms
16.australian salt water crocodile
17.the art of jeff gaither and marcel chirnoaga
18.indian larry's bikes
19.shinya kimura's bikes
20.laughing tantrums
21.the sherman tank
22.the nuclear bomb
23.lesbians
24.the fact that boyd coddington is dead
25.the fact that patrick swayze is gonna be dead soon
26.the drawings of electricretard.com
27.hating almost everything else that's not on this list (not EVERYTHING).
28.dali's stuff

and i know that's 28 not 10 but it's a top ten nevertheless because i said so.

masturbation advice for all the kids:

only masturbate when you are sure that you're gonna be alone for at least 2 hours, even if you have your own room with a lock on the door you're still vulnerable because anybody can knock on the door right when you climax and then you have to whipe the cum away with your slipper, pull your pants up and turn the porn off the tv, computer or hide the porn magazine all in amount of time that would not raise any suspicions. ofcourse there's the bathroom, you have little comfort but you have guaranteed privacy just don't spent too much time too often. you can also polish your helmet while taking a shower or bath.


everything described below is real:

the giant squid kicks ass! but fuck it, there's an even more awesome squid: the collosal squid, this one has hooks on it's tentacles so it rules even more plus is grows to 13 meters. and there's no doubd in my mind that it could slay a sperm whale, probably sperm whales feed on young squids, but once they grow up the squids kick some whale ass.

i hate the game mortal kombat 4, you only have only about 13 individual hits with virtually nothing resembling a combo; you have to press like 3 or 4 buttons to make a certain hit; you have extra buttons for: run, step in, step out, block, why not have them like in tekken? run: tap forward and keep pressing forward, step in and step out are dash forward and dash back: tap forward or backward twice, block: hold backward. so in tekken you can do all of that with just the 4 move keys, in mk4 you need 8 keys to move; the hits have no range except for those projectiles wich every player has, that go all the way across the screen; you have weapons, you should't; in some arenas there are certain things on the floor that you can throw at your oponent, why?; fatalities are shit, you have to like hold some key down for 2 or 3 seconds and then press 3 more keys while holding down another key or something, in tekken the closest thing to a fatality is the unblockable, wich can be done whenever you want not just at the end of the round when you've already beaten your oponent. also the fatality is just for show.

the charaters are pushovers even for a shit player like me, except for goro who is almost unbeatable.

i could have made a far better text thoroughly explaining why mk4 is awful in such a way that even the mk4 fans would say "you know, i love that game but you're 100% right", but i just didn't bother.

"That is completely fair. You don't have to like all of the daily deviations because they are not to everyones taste. It is when people say that ALL the daily deviations suck that pisses me off. It's rude and offensive to the artists." = hippie bullshit

that is what ~seanjoseph said. whenever somebody tries defend something that sucks, he says "it's not to everyone's taste", by those standards there are no bad things in the world: communism, rape, extortion, necrophilia etc. are just of different taste and they should be tolerated.

oh, and if they suck and i say they suck it's not offensive, it's the truth. why can't people accept that they suck? so you're a horrible artist, guess what NO ONE CARES! no matter how many pageviews you have at the end of the day nobody really gives a shit about how bad or good you are.

i'm so good at tekken 3 it's boring me.

i hate skateboarders and skateboarding, it's really stupid and at the end of the day no one really gives a shit about you or your tricks. and whenever i hear the word "ollie" i wanna strangle someone.

another stupid thing is climbing the everest, so you got this mountain, it's the highest thing on the planet or something and what do you shitheads do? YOU CLIMB IT! WHY? chances are you're only gonna get frostbite and lose your legs. and you know all those hippies say "i don't regret anything!", yeah right, you got no fucking legs now, you mother fucker! i'm sick of all these shows where somewhat rich people get too comfortable in their couches and go climb a fucking mountain and then 3 miunutes in they start to bitch and cry and the end of it all they say some hippie shit like "it was an enlighting experience and i don't regret any of it".

and rock climbers piss me off, especially those who climb without a rope, i mean what the hell are you trying to prove? yeah you climbed that big rock with no ropes all by yourself, SO? design and build a motorcycle with real mechanical innovation. not so determined now, eh?

anyway you're salty. a salty jodie foster would be awesome right now.

i hate the way the word "artist" is used so lightly, there's no such thing as becoming an artist, you either are or not. being a good artist has nothing to do with anatomy, perspective, lighting, shading... it's what you're trying to do that's important not how you do it. if you draw like a shithand and go to an art school you'll become a painter, drawer(?) or sculptor but this doesn't necessarily mean that you're an artist, those are just jobs.

in the forum, when someone says something idiotic a cock jumper replys and says "seconded", and then another one says "thirded" and so on. STOP IT, you look like a bunch of vaginas.

ALL of today's dds suck.

i haven't drawn anything good on paper for almost 3 years but if i really think about it i haven't drawn anything good on paper at all, but there was a time where i could just spend a whole day doodling crap and not feel bad about it but now it makes me feel like shit.

thanks to da i now hate photography(~younggod still rules thow), it's just too much stuff that's too boring "oooh i took this picture of a street and then i took a picture of myself with some red paint on my face" BIG FUCKING DEAL! if i had a camera i would probably make kick ass pictures thow.

i'm going to urinate...

you know how bored i am right now? well i'm way more bored than that...

i don't know, it only 7:49 pm so i have a long way to go before i can sleep, i'm gonna check if there's any half shit movies tonight hold on...fuck, nothing watchable.

all of today's dds suck. actually i did manage to do something last night, about 6 beautiful scraps. there was a pretty cool thing on tv too, kickboxing and most of 'em weren't scrubby fighters, they were relly good. looking to my right i see a guy on the cover of the tv guide holding a cake...

i think i'm gonna draw some more scraps...

i've made this into a thread and it got locked within 15 minutes by @rendarin:

taking a look at ~seanjoseph's gallery and favourites i can see that he has no personality, i mean his stuff is just boring, "i took a picture of the sky and made it black and white, i'm an artist!". and now i can see why he was being such a prick in my thread, having no personality and ideas of his own, by getting a dd he felt that he was being acknowledged and accepted (he was "over the moon" because he himself knows he is horribly mediocre), so when he saw me attacking the way the dds are given and the dds themselves, he felt threatend, the first thing he said was "jealous?", meaning that the standards by wich the dds are given are flawless and all the dds are such masterpieces that anyone who disagrees has no real reason and is just jealous.

'timmy64 said:

Call out threads are LAME.

Wow, you can drag someone else's name through the mud.

Keep it to your journal.

= prince-des-sotes said:

He should have said "envious?"

Jealousy means feeling that one's relationship with another is threatened.

~outhouseinferon said:

.oN (what the fuck does that mean?)

*iscariot-preies said:

Thanks for the recommendation, I found a few nice photos in ~seanjoseph gallery.

=makoeyes77 said:

You should get a Nobel Prize for beating a dead horse.

~cederbom said

Your conceit is unproportional to your skill. (and you are a pompous cock with no talent)

*iscarot-priest then took alook at my stuff and said:

And this is definitely DD material [link] V: (link to my mermaid dude)

and i said:

no, but this isn't about ME.

~hprulz11 said:

can see the outcome of this one...

But well done on speaking out! I don't think I agree with it, but I respect you for complaining.

Weird as that may seem...

~darth-synge said:

basically nothing...he also made a comment on "mermaid dude" the comment was filled with avatars that were suppose to emphasise whatever the fuck he was trying to say, and i think he's illiterate.

~chocolate-therapy said:

Grow up.

taking a look at ~seanjoseph\'s gallery and favourites i can see that he has no personality, i mean his stuff is just boring,

Yes, taking a look at ~seanjoseph's gallery, I see nothing wrong with it. Maybe you can't appreciate these sort of things, or you're so jealous because his art doesn't look like crap. (again the jealousy thing plus ~seanjoseph has NO ART)

\"You don\'t have to like all of the daily deviations because they are not to everyones taste. It is when people say that ALL the daily deviations suck that pisses me off. It\'s rude and offensive to the artists.\" =hippie bullshit

I doubt that's hippie bullshit. You have a different outlook on things, different opinions and different views, so not everything will appear beautiful to you.

*winterdreamer said:

From what I can see you have before you three options:
1: Grow the fuck up.
2: Get over your own overinflated sense of importance.
3: Stop being a douchebag.

Alas I suspect you will do none of these and instead continue to act like a petty, pretentious, overdramatic, jeuvanile, self-indulgent gasbag of a twit; rolling about in a mire of your own pomposity.
Grow up. (is there a gay-er way to say that? no.)

and finnaly @rendarin (who is a photographer ofcourse) said:

This is better suited for your journal (and he locked it)

THAT'S IT? that's the best you can do? are all of you kids teaming up against me? i can almost see you guys in a cramped room holding eachother's cocks giggling on the thought that you're better than me. and all you names are unpronouncable and stupid.

and the way people use the expression "beating a dead horse" pisses me off, basically anything that they don't like to hear is "beating a dead horse".

and the next time i see a photo of the motherfucking sky i'm gonna scream. there's nothing wrong with the sky is just that everyfuckingbody takes 83245634765364534695743 pictures of it and posts them here, even if every body who has sky photos is forced by the gds to only keep one and delete the rest, there would still be 443487561346510651453645634856 photos, wich is more than enough to make me want to starangle everybody on this site.

anyone who dares to say that dali sucks should be banned from his site.

i've heard someone say that the band deathspell omega (if you never heard of it, good) is better than pantera, i listened to their track called obdonendumbaumnumumum or somehting and the first minute was nothing but pretentious intro sounds meant to tell you that they're deep, spiritual and macabre (that means it sucks shit balls). if nothing happens in the first minute it's NOT metal and it sucks balls, and i didn't even bother to search the lyrics because i know it's gonna be something like: through the icy realm of the dead we fight 'till night...

i blocked about 40 pricks...if you're wondering why and saying "you're sooooooooooo immature", here's why: basically all the guys i blocked are morons and i don't want to give them the chance to be a moron on my page but sadly this feature does not extend to the forums so my threads are like a circus full of put plug juggling fucking faggots.

it looks like there's only one guy on da who knows what real music is, ME.

and all black metal sucks, pretty much any band the has these words in it's name is gay and probably sucks renecks off: dark, black (yes i know, black sabbath, but the word black has been gayified), night, storm, winter, frost, ice, icy, snow, blood, bloody, forest, cross, immortal, death, spell, omega, curse, magic, wanderer, dimmu, borgir, tranquility, moon and i's sure there's PLENTY more but my mind refuses to think of such gayness.

~graphicjunkie is a but stuffer:

me: well you could say that zeppelin were the one of the parents of metal, so logically don't know what the hell you're taking about.

~graphicjunkie: Theres absolutely nothing metal sounding in any of their early records. Your a moron.

me:"well you could say that zeppelin were the one of the parents of metal"

and it's you're not your.

~graphicjunkie: to be the parents of something, you'd actually have to contain some features of that which you parented.

and eat me.

me: so you're saying that zeppelin had as much metal in them as celine dion?

~graphicjunkie: Man thats random.

me: "to be the parents of something, you'd actually have to contain some features of that which you parented."

meaning led zeppelin had no metal in them, so as far as metal goes they were on the same level with celine dion.

~graphicjunkie: Sure.

so this cock jumper said that led zeppelin had nothing to do with metal.

oh, and if i meet any of the guys in the forums that used the words "fail" and "mediocrity" i'm gonna strangle them.

the amount of pantera hatered on this site is unfuckingbelievable, in my last thread in wich i said there's no more metal anymore, and pantera are the gods of metal, i didn't get a single "fuckyeah" reply, menaing that everybody was busy stretching their rectums. that's why all these guys type with abbreviations, because they can't keep their fingers out of their greedy ass holes.

you know that priests probably masturbate in the confession booth? while you're mumbling away with your boring life story, the father is polishing his helmet...

99,9% of the people who use the expression "i tottaly owned him"(especially when they didn't) are cocksuckers. also, the expression "you fail" (said by pricks when they don't like what i say) is gay.

i'm sick of people saying "you insulted me".

how they see it: everything is perfect and i'm a godzilla (wich would be pretty cool) that senslessly destroys everything in their perfect life.

how it is: the world is brainwashed, you are stupid, weak, have no personality of your own and therefor worship objectivity, listen to commercial pop-like music and call it real metal...

non-insultes: your drawings suck, you're talentless, you can't draw...

on the news:

a guy stuck a viper (yeah, we do have vipers here in romania) in his mouth, ofcourse the viper bit him, the guy was probably a death metal only (looser) fan.

how the fuck can this puddle of piss get a dd? link

wanna see some GAY (gay not meaning homosexual) people? sure you do! look at all the comments on my thread! link

there's a bitch who says "walk" isn't heavy, listen, heavy doesn't mean loud as fuck, woodpecker drums, 4 guitar players, and a lead singer that sounds like he has a carrot up his ass.

if you need any more proof that black metal is gay:

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i'm really thinking about leaving this fucking site, there're just too much morons in here (mainly the guys in the forums), the site is clogged with shit "art", i got very little feedback (not that i want compliments from 756776 people, just comment and tell me what's on your mind), there's a lack of pantera fans, lack of people with balls, etc. i mean, really, deviantart sucks.

alcholocaust said he would love to see fenriz link, horgh (he's the guy with his arms up) link and necrobutcher (couldn't find a decent picture) link beat the fuck out of me. when i saw the word "necrobutcher" i had a laugh attack, i burst out laughing even before my brain could analyze the data from my eyes, and tell me "it's funny as fuck, laugh!". all jokes aside, when necrobutcher finds me (and he will!) i'm not sure if any of my begging will stop him from mercilessly necrobutching me. seriously, i'm having trouble sleeping now that i know that necrobutcher is out to get me, infact, with every word i type he is one step closer to me, OH SHIT! him and horgh and fenriz are at my door now! alcholocaust, you win!

the name horgh says everything, it's a fucking INTERJECTION like bang, meow and boom.

and i'm sure that this guy link coul kick their asses (when he's sober)

looking at the replys i got on my thread link...idiots.

-i don't like everything! what they're trying to say is "you shouldn't like everyhing, but you should like 6987878682821 fucking thigs (including the stuff i like) otherwise you're an elitist", there are truths in the world, independent of anybody's opinion, i simply put in in front of you if, whether you agree or not is your problem, you don't even have to, you can just say "well i know black metal is gay but i like it, and pantera could shatter my and my entire family's bones but i just like to deny it", the only opinion you have is to accept it or not.

-it's wrong to use the word "gay" as an insult. listen, first of all, i don't use gay meaning "homosexual" (if that's the first thing that comes to your mind you're a homosexual yourself or a homophobe), i mean gay like tokyo hotel, second, everything i call gay (black metal) IS gay so i'm not insulting it, calling something that isn't gay (pantera, maddox, me) gay would be insulting it, third, the fact that your favourite band is gay doesn't make me an idiot, even if i was, you and your gay music have nothing to do with ME.

-led zeppelin is not 110% metal, i never said they were, i said they're one of the gods of metal but i meat it differently, like parents of metal. not that it had a decent amount of metal in it but more like their overall feeling and philosophy, not what they physically created, makes them one of the parents and gods of metal.

-you don't have to listen to all the albums of a band to know they suck (especially deathspell omega), when i heard "walk" for the fisrt time i instantly loved it, it made me wanna smash a hippie's face.

-letting someone know he posted the wrong lyrics when he posted the wrong lyrics is not "tottaly owning him", it's just letting him know he postend the wrong lyrics.

-deftones are shit.

-parasites fuck off! there're these people who come to a thread and just for all the guy's comments to leave annoying replys.

-lamb of god is shit.

-napalm death is shit.

-grindcore is shit.

-just because my music kicks ass, your music is gay and i say it doesn't make me a troll.

-commenting on a thread just to say "this thread is hilareous." should be banned.

-just because you've seen it on mtv doesn't mean it sucks, but mostly just because nofuckingbody heard of it doesn't mean it's cool.

-pantera's power metal past is no big secret, it ended it '90 when fucking cowboys from hell came out. it's not like while they were kickig ass through the '90s they were also doing power metal and wearing spandex, and by the way, to be trendy in the 80s was no big fucking deal, to be trendy now is fucking unacceptable, either way black metal is way gayer than power metal.

-dimmu borgir is fucking gay.

-as i lay dying is fucking gay.

-rammstein is a big joke, mainstream as fuck.

death and sex are the most overrated things on earth.

rise of nations sucks, don't get me wrong i like some srategy games but rise of nations is shit! the same goes for that horrible commandos game, it sucks, i don't wanna do it the stealthy way!

GOATS SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF ME! i mean it, i don't know why but everytime i see a goat's face i get that feeling in my stomach, it's those EYES, they're just small and STARING right at me. a while back i saw one of the worst things ever, it was a picture of a goat that was walking on 2 feet, now that's fucking scary, i can just see it running at me on it's stiff feet with those EYES, THOSE FUCKING EYES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE OR AN IPOD AND NEVER WILL!

you know there's this new insult "you fail", whoever came up with it is a cockjumper but what pisses me off is that everybody is using it, they've all desperately moshed by the millions to clamp their lips around yet another cock.

movies you have to see at least twice: taxi driver, angel heart, jacob's ladder, mean streets, pi, the shining,

my top 5 bands:
1.pantera
2.pantera
3.pantera
4.pantera
5.pantera

~frapplechino said it! "Well I hate people like you who can't just keep that to themselves and not feel a need to enlarge their penises by saying it. It's pointless and it has nothing to do here." that goes for the forum parasites.

serious sam 2 sucks! second encounter was pretty decent, but this one is terrible, DON'T PLAY IT!

today's april 1 and the da guys decided to change everybody's avatar to an avatar with a pokemon, they should've changed them all to my avatar...

me and phil anselmo have the same birthday, that makes me tingle.

nothing explains the meaning of life like this link

this guy's a bit of an ass but i agree with him link

a few days ago i had a fucked up nighmare: i was going at school and in the school yard there was a girl in a bathtub filled with blood, the whole thing was perched up on some long metal legs, then a friend of mine appeared up there with a long pair of tongs and pulled out a black fish out of the tub and threw it on the ground, the fish started to slowly snap it's jaws, it only had 4 fangs and big black eyes and looked at me...after that i somehow in that tub up there but it was full of clear water and i was laying down on my back, the water started to get filled with black ink like stuff then i stood up but i found myself at the bottom of some ocean in pitch black water with some huge fish thing passing near my head.

another short dream i had: i just ate something awesome (i think it was salami cake or something) and i felt something stuck in my teeth, when i pulled it out i saw it was a maggot...then i started to vomit violently in my bath tub and i saw moving hairy maggots in my puke puddle...

actually nightmares are awesome thay would make fucking awesome mindfuck horror movies.

this site is full of retards.

best thread ever link

straight men will get a boner if they see this link

stop making dark games, it pisses me off how 99% of all games are too dark, my monitor is a piece of cretaceous shit so even if the brightess is at 100% and the game's brightess is at 100% also, it's still too dark, what the fuck do they think they're doing, some kind of movie? haven't you seen a part of a room that is just black? i mean it looks like it's been painted.

if you say "i jacked off at this" to a deviation that is a naked woman, it's a compliment.

god damn it my drawings suck.

salami=god

mmmmmmmmmm

and photography sucks, put me in charge of this site and i'll decrease it's populartity by almost 100%, but increase it awesomeness by more than 100%.

nothing emphasizes the idioticy of the people here better than plz accounts, fuck them.

"lost highway" by david lynch is a piece of shit. i liked the movie up until the main guy inexplicably changes into some other guy and those leather covered clowns appear, and i absolutely hate gary busey.

"the exorcist" is another pile of shit, boring as fuck, i'd rather stare at a blank wall for 2 hours. i mean for the first 40 minutes NOTHING happens, then the only thing that got a reaction out of me were the scenes where she is swearing those priests, that was kinda funny. don't get me wrong i like psychological horros ( jacob's ladder, the shining, angel heart ) but the exorcist just bored me to death. the whole idea about being possessed by the devil and nothing more is stupid, it would've been cool if once possessed she started to kill people and suffer extreme physical transformation, but that would take a shit load more effort than making a movie where nothing happens, wich is what they did.

i just finished serious sam the second encounter on hard mode, the number of enemies is beyond obscene but the thing that will drive you out of your fucking mind is this link, that's the most common enemy in the game, and the most annoying, and because of the previous 2 it's the most dangerous. if you finished the game on hard you're awesome, if you didn't or never played sstse before and say "well i played alot of shooters and i'm very good at counter strike, i bet serious sam isn't that hard", GO AHEAD BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i'm now close to finishing the first encounter on hard mode.

fuck

people here are real idiots, the threads they make sound like "there's blood coming out of my eye", "alone", "i really like this girl what should i do?", what the hell is wrong with you? here's some threads for you:

1.i really need to take a piss

so i really need to take a piss but i'm so confused, what should i do? should i go to the bathroom or just let it in my pants? i'm scared about what will hapeen...or maybe i should go to the bathroom and piss in the sink, help me!

2.fuck you dad!

i hate you for smashing my ps2 with your boot, you fag!

3.rwanda massacre: good or bad?

i want to find out what everybody's opinion is about the rwanda massacre, do you think it was good or bad?

it would be awesome if these threads existed:

1.praise confederate motorcycles.
2.tell us your uma thurman fantasies here
3.give links to good porn here
4.black metal is fucking gay
5.godzilla would kick king kong's ass anytime
6.general chat about masturbation

cool link

phil anselmo interview link

serious sam 2 review:

(i'll be refering to the first and second encounter as 1 and 2)

it sucks, here's the good things first:

-NO MORE KLEER SKELETONS!!!
-sam talks alot more.
-the graphics are pretty cool, the weapons and some enemies look really mechanical and crisp.
-the shotguns have way more range than in 1 and 2.
-you get grenades as secondary fire for no matter what weapon you are holding, except for the sniper.

here's the bad things:

-you're no longer alone, yes there's actually stuff on the levels that moves than you shouldn't kill, you actually have to help them, taking away the whole "me 100% alone againts 78346873465 things" feeling.
-level design sucks balls, nothing will ever beat those levels in 1 and 2, ancient egipt, maya, mesopotamia and europe those levels were awesome, these ones suck, they have tons of flowers and way too many colours.
-the weapons blow, the futuristic design really doesn't fit the serious sam ethos, and they make no sense, in 2 you had: knife, chainsaw, 2 pistols, shotgun, another shotgun, machine gun, minigun, rocket launcher, grenade launcher, flamethrower, sniper rifle, lasergun, cannon, serious bomb, all of those made perfect sense and had a certain balance and logic both in how each weapon performed and the order you got them, in this one, first of all, the chaisaw is circular wich rules but not as much as the classic one, that one was lumberjack awesomeness, and you got a plasma gun, that sucks.
-you have the ultimate fps killer, turrets and vehicles.
-you have lifes, any normal man would save regulary...
-even if your life is at 200 you still pick up those health powerups as points, points suck.
-the enemyes look silly, too many human like oponents take away that serious sam atmosphere, and they also make no sense, you got some big white cyclops thing that spits balls of electricity?
-enemies barely make a sound unlike 1 and 2 where each had their own distinct sounds letting you know where they spawned from and where they are.
-at one point you have to finds 4 bananas, come on, bananas?
-there's a few more things...

really, don't play it, they could've done a kick ass sequel keeping 99% of the stuff from 1 and 2 but nooooooooooooooooooo...

and unreal tournament 2003 is way better than any quake.

i had a dream once where i was masturbating and a dog started barking at me while i came.

7 out of 10 men are idiots, 9 out of 10 women are idiots. as the allmighty maddox said "if women ran the world we'd still be looking for the wheel".

really, men are better than women at everything, men are the best at: leadership, inventing stuff, building stuff, thinking in general, any kind of art, any kind of sport, killing other people and i bet it was men who thought about harnessing the power of fire. i don't hate women but i think 90% of them are inferior to us men.

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THE EMOTICONS THAT YOU SEE ABOVE ARE THERE BECAUSE DEVIANTART SUCKS DEINOTHERIUM BALLS.

poetry in progress:

intr-o noapte de cacat de vara
mergea borand din cand in cand
mos nicovala-n mana cu o ghitara
si cu-o halca de pastrama-n gand

i don't give a shit who you are, if you don't have a problem with dubbed movies you're a moron.

tv sucks so hard it's disturbing, but even more disturbing is why don't people do anything about it? i'd go out on the streets to protest in a heart beat if i had the guarantee that other people would do the same.

the tourettes guy kicks ass, his dad as well.

i wonder when i'm gonna die, it could be tomorrow, i'm going by train to shitville to see my step grandma and the train could collide with maddox, being maddox he would oblitherate the train and kill everybody in it, and then go about his business of being awesome.

i've reached a poin with ms paint where i did alot of cool stuff, this means that i'm gonna keep drawing until my ass freezes over, if i only had about 2 or 3 awesome drawings i would hang on to them too much and not be able to do anything, ms paint should get accepted as a serious way to make art.

lemmy kilmister said: fuck all of you!

i have to kick a guy's head in at school, it's gonna be weird walking up to him and beating him within an inch of his life but i HAVE to do it, he's an asshole that has it coming for a long long time. it's the only way that i can prove to myself that i have balls of steel.

fuck trains, i have to spend 3 hours on one in less then 10 hours fuck trains in the ass, fuck them hard...

i'm back, the shining is on tv right now but they've cut out some parts and i can't enjoy it, fuck tv, i would like to kill the tv guys with an axe.

[link] come on people can't be this dirty.

damn [link]

i found art [link]

those monkeys at soccer games should just be machinegunned, i'm talking about those idiots who pick fights and break shit before the game, during the game, and after the game, no matter if their team wins or not, i'm serious, they should shoot like they were animals, they're actually lower that that.

henry rollins is the man, i'm downloading all his spoken word stuff, i'd like to see him just a bit more redneckish.

i was contemplating that i could start a band (obviously i won't), and thinking that the name "no" would be awesome but some electronic fags already have it.

i'm going to eat...

you know that anthrax song "belly of the beast", it starts out really bad ass but as soon as you hear the lead singer it all goes straight to hell, his voice is like some kind of hippie obese guy in preschool, you know when you jerk off and you're as hard as you can be but then you get a flash in your head of something gross that makes your boner go down really fast, that how "belly of the beast" is.

there's way too many ugly women in porn, whenever i see those faces my boner turns to jello, i'm not asking for uma thurman but come on...

english is such a poor language to write artsy texts in, i can write really cool storys in romanian but english blows.

can't write anything good.

i'm sick of people complaining about naked women on da, what's wrong with naked women, everybody loves them, you too yes YOU, whether it's artsy or not it pleases the eye unlike most of the stuff here.

maybe the worst woke ever but:

2 lesbians adopt a kid, the kid asks one of them "can i go to see rambo 5 at the movie theater?" and she says "i don't know, ask your mother"...